"Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps." ― Emo Philips Topic(s): Morning More From Emo Philips "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." "I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend." "He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites." More In Morning "When you awaken some morning and hear that somebody or other has been discovered, you can put it down as a fact that he discovered himself years ago – since that time he has been toiling, working, and striving to make himself worthy of general discovery."― James Whitcomb Riley "Stood off and on during the night, determining not to come to anchor till morning, fearing to meet with shoals; continued our course in the morning; and as the island was found to be six or seven leagues distant, and the tide was against us, it was noon when we arrived there."― Christopher Columbus "Most Indians go into education. Their parents just push them into education like parents in Australia push them into sports."― Mahesh Bhupathi