More From Ron White
- "People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic."
- "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
- "The next time you have a thought… let it go."
More In Death
- "Death has always had a prominent place in my mind. There are times when I think somebody might kill me."― Dennis Rodman
- "I always try to tell a good story, one with a compelling plot that will keep the pages turning. That is my first and primary goal. Sometimes I can tackle an issue-homelessness, tobacco litigation, insurance fraud, the death penalty-and wrap a good story around it."― John Grisham
- "If Christ can die in a barn, I think the death of a human in a van is not so bad."― Jack Kevorkian