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Ron White
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"When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range."
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Ron White
Topic(s):
Dad
"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
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Ron White
Topic(s):
Diet
"The next time you have a thought… let it go."
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Ron White
Topic(s):
Funny
"People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic."
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Ron White
Topic(s):
Work
"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane."
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Ron White
Topic(s):
Death
"I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow."
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Ron White
Topic(s):
Wisdom
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
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Ron White
Topic(s):
Funny
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