"The next time you have a thought… let it go." ― Ron White Topic(s): Funny More From Ron White "When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range." "I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow." "Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane." More In Funny "It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether."― Johnny Vegas "I can speak Esperanto like a native."― Spike Milligan "I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny."― Ridley Scott