More From Rodney Dangerfield
- "With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me."
- "Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."
- "This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me."