"I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get." ― Rodney Dangerfield Topic(s): Pet More From Rodney Dangerfield "When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother." "My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was." "With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me." More In Pet "The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat."― Ogden Nash "Never stand between a dog and the hydrant."― John Peers "Like all pure creatures, cats are practical."― William S. Burroughs