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- "Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
- "My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
- "There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."
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- "We Americans are the best informed people on earth as to the events of the last twenty-four hours; we are the not the best informed as the events of the last sixty centuries."― Will Durant
- "The best form of flattery is to be admired, imitated or respected. I’ve always felt proud our fans look up to us or feel we are inspirational."― Cheryl James
- "I don’t want to transform America. I want to restore to America the economic values of freedom and opportunity and limited government that has made us the powerhouse of the world."― Mitt Romney