"Y’know, you can’t please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show."
― Mitch Hedberg
Topic(s):
Cool
More From Mitch Hedberg
- "I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that."
- "I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."
- "I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
More In Cool
- "It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool."― Bill Watterson
- "If a musician wants to be an actor, everyone thinks that’s pretty cool. But if an actor wants to play a song, even if they’ve been doing it for 40 years, that’s bad news."― John Hawkes
- "When I was kid, I remember playing ‘Vogue’ by Madonna over and over and over again. And ah, you know, something about the beat was really cool, and Madonna, visually, was on TV all the time and I thought she was just so beautiful."― Adam Lambert