"I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that." ― Mitch Hedberg Topic(s): Cool More From Mitch Hedberg "This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… it’s dirty." "I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they’re just as good and we’re just wasting time. You don’t have to fry them again after all." "I’m a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone’s life." More In Cool "The term ‘geek’ for me is like you having a passion, interest in something that is unabashed and you don’t care if people think it’s not cool. You think it’s cool and that’s your thing."― Dominic Monaghan "My problem was that I was blond. There were no heroes with blond hair. Robert Taylor and Henry Fonda, they all had dark hair. The only one I found was Van Johnson, who wasn’t too cool. He was a nice, homely American boy. So I created my own image. It worked."― Michael Caine "Playing well with others is important – not being too flashy, just keeping good time and of course coming up with cool beats. A good snare drum, kick drum, high hat. Just getting good at the hand feet coordination."― Chad Smith