"I’m a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone’s life." ― Mitch Hedberg Topic(s): Music More From Mitch Hedberg "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall." "Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something." "A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap." More In Music "Music inflames temperament."― Jim Morrison "Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours."― Elton John "Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid."― Frank Zappa