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- "A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often."― Oliver Herford
- "I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips."― R. L. Stine
- "The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron."― Phyllis Diller