"A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often." ― Oliver Herford Topic(s): Funny More From Oliver Herford "Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings." "A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even… without any hope of doing it well." "Only the young die good." More In Funny "When I tell people I’m a comedian they say, ‘Oh, are you funny?’ I say, ‘No, it’s not that kind of comedy.’"― Susan Sarandon "I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn’t want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece."― Rob Corddry "It’s funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we’ve never written songs in the same room."― Richard Marx