"Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings." ― Oliver Herford Topic(s): Pet More From Oliver Herford "Only the young die good." "A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even… without any hope of doing it well." "A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often." More In Pet "I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady."― Juliette Lewis "If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."― Alfred North Whitehead "I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone."― Steven Wright