"If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners."
― Johnny Carson
Topic(s):
Funny
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- "Talent alone won’t make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: “Are your ready?”"