"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die." ― Johnny Carson Topic(s): Marriage More From Johnny Carson "I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing." "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." "Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill." More In Marriage "My kids have moved more in their twenties, you know, than my parents have moved in nearly 40-something years of marriage before they died. So there’s a part of me that laments what we have lost, and that is a sense of community."― Mike Huckabee "Bishop Frederick Henry of Calgary is facing at least two official objections to his public statements along with expensive hearings before the Alberta Human Rights Commission for expressing his biblical views on same sex marriage."― Stockwell Day "Feminism is dated? Yes, for privileged women like my daughter and all of us here today, but not for most of our sisters in the rest of the world who are still forced into premature marriage, prostitution, forced labor – they have children that they don’t want or they cannot feed."― Isabel Allende