"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam." ― Johnny Carson Topic(s): Marriage More From Johnny Carson "Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined." "I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing." "Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die." More In Marriage "Of course, the simple explanation of the fact is that marriage is the most important act of man’s life in Europe or America, and that everything depends upon it."― Lafcadio Hearn "To try and stand outside the marriage, I’d say we have complementary capabilities. I do the hustling and the business. I do more script reading. I handle contracts."― Hume Cronyn "Everything in life that we really accept undergoes a change."― Katherine Mansfield