"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off." ― Johnny Carson Topic(s): Death More From Johnny Carson "I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing." "The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money." "If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam." More In Death "If Christ can die in a barn, I think the death of a human in a van is not so bad."― Jack Kevorkian "Male privilege and entitlement are dying a very painful death; no one gives up power without a struggle."― Gloria Allred "Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war."― Donald Rumsfeld