"If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck." ― Jeff Foxworthy Topic(s): Home More From Jeff Foxworthy "If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck." "If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.’" "Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that’s a bonus, and if you don’t, you still won’t hate going to work." More In Home "My family is healthy and happy."― Marlee Matlin "I came home every Friday afternoon, riding the six miles on the back of a big mule. I spent Saturday and Sunday washing and ironing and cooking for the children and went back to my country school on Sunday afternoon."― Ida B. Wells "Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale."― Gabriel Garcia Marquez