"If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck." ― Jeff Foxworthy Topic(s): Change More From Jeff Foxworthy "My grandma’s the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she’s doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!" "That’s the great thing about a tractor. You can’t really hear the phone ring." "I say, If everybody in this house lives where it’s God first, friends and family second and you third, we won’t ever have an argument." More In Change "You know, I don’t really do that much looking inside me when I’m working on a project. Whatever I am becomes what that film is. But I change; you change."― Steven Spielberg "I was advised by an American agent when I was about 19 to change my surname."― Rachel Weisz "I haven’t got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out."― David Sedaris