"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings." ― Jay London Topic(s): Funny More From Jay London "I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out." "I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?" "It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes." More In Funny "A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key."― Jennifer Lopez "I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice."― Woody Allen "I’m one of those hovering mothers and I know it’s really important to have an independent child, so I’m trying to back off, but it’s hard. I love him so much, and he’s so funny and cute to me."― Selma Blair