"This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!" ― Henny Youngman Topic(s): Graduation More From Henny Youngman "What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." "She’s been married so many times she has rice marks on her face." "When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays." More In Graduation "If a student takes the whole series of my folklore courses including the graduate seminars, he or she should learn something about fieldwork, something about bibliography, something about how to carry out library research, and something about how to publish that research."― Alan Dundes "I don’t think anyone can speculate what will happen with respect to oil prices and gas prices because they are set on the global economy."― Ken Salazar "Love is the whole history of a woman’s life, it is but an episode in a man’s."― Madame de Stael