More From Henny Youngman
- "She’s been married so many times she has rice marks on her face."
- "This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!"
- "I know a man who doesn’t pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car."
More In Happiness
- "I’m a really huge fan of the old romantic comedies from the ’30s and ’40s… Huge fan. I love all that stuff."― Thomas Jane
- "Don’t wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you’ve got to make yourself."― Alice Walker
- "It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere."― Agnes Repplier