"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport." ― Henny Youngman Topic(s): Travel More From Henny Youngman "While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake." "This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!" "I know a man who doesn’t pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car." More In Travel "I’m such a girl for the living room. I really like to stay in my nest and not move. I travel in my mind, and that that’s a rigorous state of journeying for me. My body isn’t that interested in moving from place to place."― Bell Hooks "And, obviously as a, as one who likes to travel around myself a lot, I think the Earth is a beautiful place. And, I’m looking forward to some new perspectives."― Duane G. Carey "I used my aviation contacts to open a travel agency. I used to book Caribbean flights."― Joseph Force Crater