More From Groucho Marx
- "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made."
- "Well, Art is Art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
- "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know."
More In Time
- "Circumstances cause us to act the way we do. We should always bear this in mind before judging the actions of others. I realized this from the start during World War II."― Thor Heyerdahl
- "If you aren’t good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you’ll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren’t even giving to yourself."― Barbara de Angelis
- "There’s no down time any more."― Jeff Foxworthy