"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know." ― Groucho Marx Topic(s): Morning Tags: morning More From Groucho Marx "Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse." "I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course." "I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt." More In Morning "After all those years as a woman hearing ‘not thin enough, not pretty enough, not smart enough, not this enough, not that enough,’ almost overnight I woke up one morning and thought, ‘I’m enough.’"― Anna Quindlen "If I’m coming in at 4:00 in the morning and my kids have been in bed since 8:00, 9:00, that’s not setting a good example. The responsibility that I have kids inside my household has made me realize now that I have to be an example."― Gary Sheffield "Markets rebounded quickly from morning jitters after the London Thursday terrorist bombing."― Cliff Stearns