More From Jeff Foxworthy
- "If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.’"
- "I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
- "You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."
More In Time
- "If they would teach us from the time we’re little to meditate and get in touch with all that our souls know, we wouldn’t fight so much."― Shirley MacLaine
- "Who hears me, who understands me, becomes mine, a possession for all time."― Ralph Waldo Emerson
- "There is no room for second place. There is only one place in my game and that is first place. I have finished second twice in my time at Green Bay and I never want to finish second again."― Vince Lombardi