"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom." ― George Carlin Topic(s): Death More From George Carlin "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." "When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I’m sure it made the work seem that much more urgent." "Weather forecast for tonight: dark." More In Death "Death is the only pure, beautiful conclusion of a great passion."― David Herbert Lawrence "So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me ‘Can you give me a lift?’ I said ‘Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.’"― Tommy Cooper "I love the name of honor, more than I fear death."― Julius Caesar