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- "That’s my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don’t."― Jimmy Kimmel
- "So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life."― Piper Perabo
- "I failed to make the chess team because of my height."― Woody Allen