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- "The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, ‘Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.’"― Adam Carolla
- "My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."― Spike Milligan
- "If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."― Mel Brooks