"Probably the worst time in a person’s life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it’s been a pretty good day."
― Emo Philips
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Family
― Emo Philips
More From Emo Philips
- "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
- "I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”"
- "I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don’t know I’m only using blanks."
More In Family
- "Getting married and starting a family has been a lifelong goal and one that I have persevered through different paths up to it!"― Alanis Morissette
- "I was born into a family of gospel singers. My early ambitions were many. I was going to be a ballerina. I almost had that one come true until I tore a tendon, so I transferred from my toes to my throat and that’s where the talent settled."― Dionne Warwick
- "I love film. After a yummy meal for the whole family and some truly great friends, we often go out to see something beautiful and unique."― Gwyneth Paltrow