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W. C. Fields
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"No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree."
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W. C. Fields
Topic(s):
Women
"Women are like elephants. I like to look at ’em, but I wouldn’t want to own one."
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W. C. Fields
Topic(s):
Women
"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."
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W. C. Fields
Topic(s):
Time
"It’s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."
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W. C. Fields
Topic(s):
Money
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
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W. C. Fields
Topic(s):
Money
"You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it."
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W. C. Fields
Topic(s):
Trust
"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against."
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W. C. Fields
Topic(s):
Politics
"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life."
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W. C. Fields
Topic(s):
Life
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
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W. C. Fields
Topic(s):
Humor
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
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W. C. Fields
Topic(s):
Food
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