"Women are like elephants. I like to look at ’em, but I wouldn’t want to own one." ― W. C. Fields Topic(s): Women More From W. C. Fields "It’s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money." "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." More In Women "Poetry: the best words in the best order."― Samuel Taylor Coleridge "I always say God should have given women one extra decade at least, especially if you want a family. You’re trying to pack a lot in."― Christine Baranski "How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It’s what men have kept secret for so long."― Steve Harvey