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W. C. Fields
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"Show me a great actor and I’ll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you’ve seen the devil."
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W. C. Fields
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Great
"I like children – fried."
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W. C. Fields
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Funny
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
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W. C. Fields
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Food
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
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W. C. Fields
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Food
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."
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W. C. Fields
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Food
"All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women."
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W. C. Fields
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Family
"Sleep – the most beautiful experience in life – except drink."
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W. C. Fields
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Experience
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
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W. C. Fields
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Equality
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
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W. C. Fields
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Death
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
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W. C. Fields
Topic(s):
Death
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