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Spike Milligan
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"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
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Spike Milligan
Topic(s):
Health
"Money couldn’t buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."
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Spike Milligan
Topic(s):
Money
"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."
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Spike Milligan
Topic(s):
Funny
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
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Spike Milligan
Topic(s):
Funny
"Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
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Spike Milligan
Topic(s):
Happiness
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
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Spike Milligan
Topic(s):
Funny
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy."
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Spike Milligan
Topic(s):
Money
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn’t want to and he couldn’t."
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Spike Milligan
Topic(s):
Marriage
"And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
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Spike Milligan
Topic(s):
God
"I can speak Esperanto like a native."
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Spike Milligan
Topic(s):
Funny
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