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- "One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute."― William Feather
- "Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go."― Margaret Walker
- "You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it’ll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it’s not even funny."― Steve Irwin