"It was a perfect marriage. She didn’t want to and he couldn’t." ― Spike Milligan Topic(s): Marriage More From Spike Milligan "Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." "Money couldn’t buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy." "My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic." More In Marriage "What is marriage but prostitution to one man instead of many?"― Angela Carter "A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting."― Helen Rowland "Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."― Bill Cosby