"Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all." ― Woody Allen Topic(s): Time More From Woody Allen "I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice." "Eighty percent of success is showing up." "I failed to make the chess team because of my height." More In Time "My definition of an educated man is the fellow who knows the right thing to do at the time it has to be done. You can be sincere and still be stupid."― Charles Kettering "I’m talking to you and it’s basically a direct communication, whereas if I’m writing a letter to you and you read the letter, there are like 12 extra deconstruction and reconstruction steps in the communication."― Kevin J. Anderson "If they would teach us from the time we’re little to meditate and get in touch with all that our souls know, we wouldn’t fight so much."― Shirley MacLaine