"Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you’re going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that." ― Usher Topic(s): Funny More From Usher "I’m a flamboyant type of guy, a cooler version of Liberace." "Strivers achieve what dreamers believe." More In Funny "What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny."― David Sedaris "When the sun comes up, I have morals again."― Elayne Boosler "I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny."― Judd Apatow