More From Elayne Boosler
- "I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots."
- "I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It’s the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is ‘Delete.’"
- "The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn’t have that rule when Jesus was born."
More In Funny
- "Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."― Steve Martin
- "We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… We’ll do whatever it takes."― Colin Mochrie
- "We didn’t, with ‘Will & Grace,’ set out to change the gay world. We just set out to be funny."― Eric McCormack