"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn’t have that rule when Jesus was born." ― Elayne Boosler Topic(s): Mom More From Elayne Boosler "I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It’s the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is ‘Delete.’" "I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food." "When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking." More In Mom "I’m more straightforward, and I speak up more than I did before. When I was younger, I wouldn’t speak up as much, but now that I’m a mom, things have changed."― Britney Spears "I am shocked by the easy attitude of many in the media towards disclosing our Nation’s secrets."― Todd Tiahrt "I did learn that it was the greatest thing in the world to respect yourself. Respect other people."― Little Milton