"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking."
― Elayne Boosler
Topic(s):
Men
― Elayne Boosler
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- "Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
- "I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."
- "I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food."