"Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience!"
― Tommy Cooper
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God
More From Tommy Cooper
- "A woman tells her doctor, ‘I’ve got a bad back.’ The doctor says, ‘It’s old age.’ The woman says, ‘I want a second opinion.’ The doctor says: ‘Okay – you’re ugly as well.’"
- "So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me ‘Can you give me a lift?’ I said ‘Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.’"
More In God
- "We can be tired, weary and emotionally distraught, but after spending time alone with God, we find that He injects into our bodies energy, power and strength."― Charles Stanley
- "If you want that good feeling that comes from doing things for other folks then you have to pay for it in abuse and misunderstanding."― Zooey Deschanel
- "God is ever present. He’s in every breath, in every step. He’s here, always, always."― Jill Scott