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Tommy Cooper
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"Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience!"
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Tommy Cooper
Topic(s):
God
"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me ‘Can you give me a lift?’ I said ‘Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.’"
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Tommy Cooper
Topic(s):
Death
Tags:
getting
"A woman tells her doctor, ‘I’ve got a bad back.’ The doctor says, ‘It’s old age.’ The woman says, ‘I want a second opinion.’ The doctor says: ‘Okay – you’re ugly as well.’"
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Tommy Cooper
Topic(s):
Cool
Tags:
doctor
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tells
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woman
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