"So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said ‘Who’s speaking please?’ And a voice said ‘You are.’"― Tim Vine Topic(s): GovernmentMore From Tim Vine"Black beauty – he’s a dark horse.""People ask ‘do you make a conscious effort not to swear?’ – if you’re doing silly stuff you’re not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.""One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you’ll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and they’re both enjoying it."More In Government"I think that if we get back to some basic fundamental principles, we can make sure that we resolve the issues. And I think that that’s what the Tea Party was all about. It’s getting back to a constitutional conservative government. And that is limited, but it’s also effective and efficient. I think that that’s what we’ll be able to do."― Allen West"The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them in parliament."― Vladimir Lenin"Government has no other end, but the preservation of property."― John Locke