"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place." ― Steven Wright Topic(s): Work More From Steven Wright "I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, “What for?” I said, “I’m going to buy some sugar.”" "I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time." "Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time." More In Work "Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara."― Jeff Bridges "For me, every day is a new thing. I approach each project with a new insecurity, almost like the first project I ever did. And I get the sweats. I go in and start working, I’m not sure where I’m going. If I knew where I was going I wouldn’t do it."― Frank Gehry "Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff."― Frank Zappa