"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car." ― Steven Wright Topic(s): Car More From Steven Wright "I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included." "There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators." "I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything." More In Car "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."― George Best "Competition among insurers would bring down the cost of health care insurance, just as it brings down the cost of car or homeowners insurance."― Andrew P. Harris "Living in Washington, you can’t take politics too seriously. I draw the line at honesty. I have no time for political hacks who say things they don’t believe because they get paid to."― Tucker Carlson