"If it wasn’t for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn’t really have much of a show." ― Samantha Bee Topic(s): Birthday More From Samantha Bee "A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada." "Don’t judge me. I made a lot of money." "I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children’s birthdays too." More In Birthday "Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart."― Scott Adams "There is still no cure for the common birthday."― John Glenn "I get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don’t have birthday parties, because the idea of a group of people singing and looking at me while I’m blowing out candles gives me hives."― Brit Marling