"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I’ve done my job." ― Roseanne Barr Topic(s): Power Tags: figure More From Roseanne Barr "Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce." "As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I’ve done my job." "A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there’s my personal favorite, the male ego." More In Power "I believe in the transformational power of liberty. I believe that the free Iraq is in this nation’s interests. I believe a free Afghanistan is in this nation’s interest."― George W. Bush "Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices."― Voltaire "The power of lying is much less than the power of what is not to be discussed."― Mason Cooley