"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I’ve done my job."
― Roseanne Barr
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Positive
More From Roseanne Barr
- "I know how to do anything, I’m a mom."
- "Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you’re feeling festive?"
- "A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there’s my personal favorite, the male ego."
More In Positive
- "But I think there was a sense amongst the House Republicans especially that we didn’t just want to be opposed to Bill Clinton; that we wanted to tell the country what we were for and to brand ourselves in a more positive manner."― Ed Gillespie
- "I was pretty much the government’s poster boy for what I had done."― Kevin Mitnick
- "When you’re a houseguest and you leave, it’s nice to straighten something up or send your hosts a useful gift. And when you leave the planet, it’s nice to have made a positive contribution."― Alexander Payne