"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always." ― Rita Rudner Topic(s): Funny More From Rita Rudner "My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to." "I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight." "Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid." More In Funny "I think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive."― Jerry Seinfeld "A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key."― Jennifer Lopez "We’ve seen some insane signs: ‘Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?’ Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, ‘I will do unspeakable things.’ I thought that was very interesting – and mildly terrifying!"― Josh Hutcherson